No matter who you are, or where you come from, you are welcome here.
We extend a special welcome to those who are single, married, divorced, widowed, confused, filthy rich, comfortable, or dirt poor. We welcome crying newborns, those who are over 60 but not grown up yet, and teenagers growing up too fast.
You are welcome here if you are skinny as a rail, or could afford to lose a few pounds. We welcome you if you sing like Pavarotti or can't carry a tune in a bucket. You're welcome here if you're "just browsing," just woke up, or just got out of prison. We don't care if you're more Catholic than the Pope, or haven't been to church since little Johnny's christening.
We extend a special welcome to fit moms, football dads, starving artists, tree-huggers, latte-sippers, vegetarians, and junk-food eaters. You are welcome if you are in recovery or still addicted. We welcome you if you're having problems, or you're down in the dumps, or if you don't like "organized religion."
We welcome those who are inked, pierced, or both. We offer a special welcome to those who could use a prayer right now, had religion shoved down their throat as a kid, or got lost on all of these winding roads whose names constantly change and ended up here by mistake.
We welcome you!